...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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