Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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