Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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