her vagine was all disorganized.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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