i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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