GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Hippo gnu deer
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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