4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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