He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team