In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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