she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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