She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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