Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are we in a gay sports bar?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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