um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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