Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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