This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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