Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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