She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can text with my tongue
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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