I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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