your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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