ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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