Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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