her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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