I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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