chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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