i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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