Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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