are you still at the devil's house?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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