just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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