I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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