Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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