i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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