Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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