Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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