it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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