But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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