so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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