Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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