There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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