Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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