just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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