Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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