My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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