I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
