You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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