I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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