Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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