found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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