I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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