Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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