watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
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some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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