it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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